Disney World, the land of dreams, well, kind of...

Mini Me was in Florida dancing her little heart out at the Tremaine convention and there I was without my mom as my travel buddy.  I'm still adjusting to catching flights without her and her reaching out to touch the seat in front of her during each and every landing.

My daughter rocked during the trip!  Every morning we arose at some crazy hour and she danced from the time she arose until damned near the time she passed out for the evening.  When the conference and competition was over, she had two shiny, new first place trophies to display on the trophy shelf that I've only been in the process of hanging for six months.  :-o

Anyhow, we were able to escape to Disney World after it was all over and we had a free day to ourselves.  So there we were dodging in and out of lines between the unrelenting rain.  We laughed and walked and rode It's a Small World when we tired of wearing our sweltering plastic ponchos.  But as night fell, we prepped for the electric parade.

As the lights on the pretend streets dimmed and people gathered behind ropes to get a closer view, we sat on an otherwise unoccupied porch to watch.  I was teleported to our trip to Disneyland in 2008.  That was when things were normal and my mom wasn't present only in my head.  Back when my daughter smiled as she peed into a Pull-Up so that she didn't have to get out of the line for riding Dumbo.  Back then, we stood in the mock up of New Orleans French Quarter that had been popped down into California for our pleasure.  We drank mint juleps and marveled as fireworks lit up the night sky at Disney.

But in 2012, it was different.  As the parade passed us by, I felt like the loneliness was only amplified by those around me.  I felt like Disney World was the loneliest place on earth without my mom there to laugh.  I sat there on the wood planked porch and allowed the tears to flow as I felt an indescribable isolation in the presence of hundreds of people gathered in my immediate area.  As the lights came up, we headed into a shop to purchase our trinkets and when my daughter turned to me and asked if I was ready to go, I could not have more positively said yes.

It's a Good Ass Day

In tribute to the young man that was laid to rest today, I would like to remind everyone that life is entirely too short.  It was almost a year ago that I lost my mother.  She hadn't been sick.  I had no time to prepare and talk with her.  It was just a freak ass accident that left me making this shit up as I go along.

Today, I watched them close the casket on a 21-year-old young man whose only crime was to ride a car with his girlfriend when she was sleepy.

Wow.

How would you begin to expect something like this? So how do you close out something so shocking that no one in the room wants to see?  You roll his airtight casket out with the hood classic, It's a Good Ass Day, as the processional soundtrack.  After all, it was he would have wanted it that way.

Funny thing was when it came on and the doors to the outside where opened, it did feel like a good ass day.  Despite all of the hurt of the previous year and the pain of facing this one, it will be okay.

Sadkhin Complex? Yep, I can do it with my eyes closed...

It's not fun when your belly migrates and hangs over your pants.  It is also no fun when you find your second chin showing in any of your smiling photos.  I know for a fact that both of these things are true because I have lived with them.

At my largest, I was more than 200 pounds.  I swore that it was the baby weight.  Problematic when the "baby" is more than a year old.  Even more problematic when the baby is seven.  So here I was not at 200, but not that far removed either and not so happy about it.  My good friend says you should try the Sadkhin Complex and that it shouldn't be hard for me because I'm a vegetarian.

At this point, anything short of eating sand day and night sounds appealing.  What have I got to loose except some unwanted weight.  Hell, I can do anything for a month.  So I went.  That was about 26 days ago.  Also, 12 pounds ago.  Two days on fruits and veggies.  Two days of milk products (soy or almond for me, thank you much).

The catch is keeping myself motivated and coming up with vegetarian specials that don't include my favorite indulgence, beans.  It has been worthwhile and I won't sell you a bill of goods and say that I haven't had anything deemed illegal by the program.  After all, it was my bright idea to partake of Hungry Howie's three cheeser bread -- a bold move that landed me on my bathroom floor overcome by the sickness that results from the shock of grease in a clean system.

I will tell you that it is a process of mentally unpacking all of that food-related baggage that I have.  So let's go on and get this last 19 pounds off.  I can't wait!

Technology is wonderful, when it works

Me: Hi, I'm BMJ and I have a problem.

Them: Hi, BMJ.

Me: I've be obsessed with technology for years now and it isn't getting any better...

I am the techno junkie you hate to see coming.  50 million gadgets in tow.  I was told they would make my life simpler.  Not quite sure how that is since I spend the majority of the time on the phone begging some company or another to fix their merchandise.  LOL  My latest obsession was the phone of my dreams.

I had to have the HTC Thunderbolt from Verizon.  I was told this thing would cure leprosy, so I bought in.  I needed the fast 4G speed and the great cell phone coverage.  Coverage that could be relied upon when T-Mobile's mytouch 4G had left me high and dry.  And what happened?  It quit on me.  I can't get 4G coverage to save my life at home.  And I thought foolishly that I could disconnect my DSL and rely solely on the mobile hot spot on my phone.  Foolish young grasshopper...  When I comb the internet, the reviews are telling me it is the phone to blame.  So I call.

I call not once, but what feels like infinite times to get it resolved.  How does my phone repay me, you ask? After hanging up with a rep yesterday, I simply shut itself off.  Hmmmmm...  So now they are shipping me my third phone since October.  Let's see how this one goes.  I'm just waiting till the day when they can just implant the cell chip in your brain and you can surf the net on the screen implanted in your arm.  Till then I guess...

Happy Birthday to us

Seven years?  Can it be so?  We celebrated her birthday and there was dinner and a trip to be pampered.  No balloons or Chuck E. Cheese madness for us this year.

I stand amazed that my daughter has been growing for seven years and has the height, vocabulary and beauty to prove it.  Have I weathered seven years of single parenting and come out alive?  I toss my short, sleek hair back and laugh.  Yes, I certainly have.  *At this point, my daughter would remind me that my hair doesn't move when I toss it, but I digress.  I feel like Picasso as I step back and say that I created that young lady.

Times have changed.  I have changed with them and even when it was at its bleakest last year, I pressed on.  I had to and couldn't afford to crumble.  I have seven-year-old eyes watching my every move to figure out what position she was to play.  She played it, too.

When I returned from my nine days in the hospital at my mom's side, my daughter watched me renew myself as a domesticated and humbled parent.  She also watched when I didn't eat my peas and made sure to fuss at me until I did.  It's funny how the roles reverse and sometimes the adult becomes the child.

I've learned to be even more skillful and resourceful.  I guess you can say that I've sharpened the saw.  I emerged a greater person, not because I was confident, but because my mom would have wanted me to.  I couldn't falter.

I hadn't stumbled when my relationship with my daughter's father crumbled into dust.  I hadn't stumbled when I took a leave from my employer after the loss of my mom and my supervisor was not feeling it.  I simply didn't give a shit.  My mental health had to prevail because I have seven-year-old eyes watching me.  2011 showed me that I inherently know what to do in every situation that comes my way.  The answer is right there inside and all I have to do is listen to it.

That is how I made it through these seven years.  That little voice inside.

If you knock, you can hear how hollow it is.

What can I say about this past year that does not include the words bombed-out and depleted?

My mom? Gone.

My uncle? Gone.

Stability in the hood? Gone.

Retreating to the safety of a gated condo? Indeed.

I found out a lot about myself in 2011.  I discovered that I really had been living all this time.  When my mom died on March 1, I looked at myself in the mirror for a while trying to figure out what remained.  I guess all that remained was me.  A bit thinner.  Worse for wear.  But I was still in there.

I thought I would never laugh again.  Sometimes I do.  I thought I would never eat a good hot meal again, since my mom loved to cook.  I have.  I thought I would die.  I'm still here.

Then the fools broke in to my home.  Again, thought I would die.  Thought life was continuing on it's downspin. It wasn't.  It was making me stronger.  Prepping me to pull myself together.  Then I found myself questioning my then relationship.  The realization hit me that I needed not question what I was staring at.  Instead, I needed to question whether it was useful.  It wasn't.  I unpacked it.

So here I stand with the wreckage of 2011 right behind me.  Present and accounted for.